So. Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore is gay. Very clever, Ms. Rowling. Now I have to reread the series to pick up on all the clues. Simply fabulous marketing. Are there any other "secrets" you have up your sleeve? Filch had an affair with Professor McGonagall? Butterbeer is laced with THC? Hagrid is vegan?
Although, I still think rewriting the series through Neville Longbottom's point of view is worth your while. In the meantime, I guess it's back to #4 Privet Drive once more.