Shorts Shorts

I'm turning into my dad. The shorts I'm wearing are 14-years old. Embroidered near the hem is the declaration:

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I'm quite certain the rest of my team members have already moved on to new clothing. I think I need to bite the bullet and buy some new shorts. Turns out Jeffy's been thinking the same thing. This is what we call "sharing the brain".