No, we're not selling any of our kids. In our efforts to raise a critically-thinking, well-adjusted, self-confident, potty-trained citizen, we've resorted to bribes. After having peaked with a poop last week, Rei hasn't been very inclined to go on her potty despite the allure of books, a flashlight and stickers (as incentives, not as aids).
Now, a tempting tray of chocolate rosebuds awaits the successful completion of a potty visit. As well as the satisfaction of wearing big kid underwear. Who wouldn't want to go potty?