Thursday, March 17, 2005

My Many Smells

This morning I decided to forego a shower. The ladies were making meat pies at the church and I knew I would end up smelling like onions anyway.

I also went to the gym where there is some high-powered air freshener that almost makes me nauseous. It's an overwhelmingly noxious fruity Dead Milkmen scent that sings of its own "sickening sweet smell, I could really make you ill".

I'd prefer the scent of sweaty, odorous bodies; and lucky Shelley, that's what I return home with.
"Won't you come and smell me? Won't you share my stench?"

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