Not sure where the content of this post vanished to after hitting "Publish" so is it really repeating myself if no one else knew what I said?
Tonight I had opportunity to shake my moneymaker for the church at the Sunday School concert. In a group rendition of "The Twelve Days of Christmas", I was called upon to dress up in a grass skirt and bikini top and hula like Nine Ladies Dancing. (And a cryptic comment made to me about coconuts earlier in the week suddenly made sense).
This is as close as I get to liturgical dance.