Sweet Dreams are made of these

For some particular reason, my dreams of late have been especially vivid and memorable.

Last night, I dreamt that Prison Break's Michael Scofield rigged himself a jet pack to escape from Fox River Penitentiary and spent the rest of the series trying to spring his buddies. How bad is it that I'm dreaming up TV episodes, don't I watch enough?

The night before, I dreamt I was golfing and in a high pressure situation (large crowd, sizeable wager on the line) made a marvellous approach shot with my 3-wood to garner fame, fortune and a feeling of satisfaction.

The night before that I was at The Airport waiting to catch a flight - it's a common dream of mine, the same airport, accompanied with a sense of me needing to be somewhere else, waiting, hoping I'm not late.

Not to be outdone, Shelley dreamt that Rei woke up at 10:30 p.m. and I, in an attempt to get her back to sleep, gave her a can of Coke. Then I was frustrated that she was up until 2 a.m. and unable to figure out why.

Easter morning

Eggs, chocolate, basket; it's pretty much a winning combo.

Good Gravy!

The spring cleaning bug hit today; Shelley moreso than me, not surprisingly. She made a roast beef supper (featuring some stellar gravy) and some baby food. With the help of Rei, they cleaned out and reorganized the fridge.

As for me, I did a couple loads of laundry. I also wiped the dust off the keyboard of the PC so that I could play some Carcasonne online with a still-awake Ursula.

Glitches and Bloopers

The Jeopardy game that was crafted for a regional youth worship service apparently couldn't make the Macintosh transition and so my favourite question/answer remains unoffered. I present the cyberspace unveiling of said question, inspired by Cheryl's dad and Shelley's grandmother:

Category: Biblical Characters
Q: The Baha-Men may have borrowed the title from their hit song from these last words of Jezebel.
A: What is "Who let the dogs out?"

The giggle-inducing highlight/miscue was an overlap of a documentary video clip of Jerusalem, Pontius Pilate and the Passover featuring scholars from Harvard and other highbrowed ivory towers with the less scholastic audio rendition of "O Holy Night". I don't think anyone realized things were amiss until the computer screen windows started minimizing and closing; the carol was silenced and the video re-started.

The pew was shaking from my internalized mirth which, I think, kept those around me in chuckles. Who said church isn't fun?

Tip Off

Tonight I got back into the basketball groove, playing in a pick-up game in Grand Bend, administered by the Youth Centre there. For $2 per person per night, it was worth the drive for me to get out and shoot some hoop.

It's been a long time since I've played against people; naturally there was a bit of rusty play on my part, but all in all, I felt good about my game. Mind you, there was only 6 of us, so it was just halfcourt 3-on-3. Although we tired quickly too. I managed a few slashing drives to the basket, a few 3-pointers, and even some low-post play. Most importantly, I finished relatively injury-free: a minor cut on my pinkie and I bit my tongue.

Who won? Well, we all did! (Although I suspect that had we kept score, ours would have been lower).

Little Boy Blue

Ten months old.

Happy as a clam.

Babyproofing

It was just a matter of time before Kai got into the CDs.

Jeffy would see this as karmic payback for the times I'd rearranged his extensive CD collection.

Bon Jovi Day

"Ohhh, we're halfway there. Whooooaaa, livin' on a prayer..."

I'm halfway done Parental Leave, 9 weeks down, 9 weeks left. It's safe to say the novelty's worn off, but I love and cherish every laughing moment with the kids. Even the frustrating, head-shaking, episodes of meltdown and zero patience are not all that different from the workings of church governance (dare I comment about Presbytery or Conference or General Council? I guess I have).

In the weeks ahead, I'll be keeping busy with London Conference's Youth Forum, a family vacation to St. John's, Newfoundland, and endless references to Dora the Explorer.

Biker Grrl

Her feet now reach the pedals. However, she has yet to use them to propel herself; mostly, she just scoots along.

She does, however, have the facial expressions down pat.

Echo

In the car, on the way to greatgrandma's house for supper, Kai abruptly gave a little shriek-shout. Reiko reprimanded him with the familiar words, "Kai, we don't yell in the car". Glad to learn she's picked up some parenting tips from us...

The internalized feedback hasn't been all negative. Earlier in the afternoon when I handed her some juice, she accepted it with thanks and the words, "Good job Daddy!"; high praise, indeed.

Raking in the Games

This morning was spent using a new garden rake to gather up leaves, branches and other detritus from the winter past. I filled up a few garbage bags full in the bright, but coolish, weather. Some more tidying up in the house occurred over the lunch hour and then I was ready to head out to do what I wanted to do yesterday.

For the first golf outing of the year, I shot a modified 53 over 9-holes (it's early in the season, I'm all about forgiveness and mulligan mania). At first, I wondered if I should have just stayed with the driving range but I'd found my stroke halfway through and hit some solid drives and made some decent pitches. Putting and approach shots, as always, need a bit of work.

The babysitter came after supper, where she got a warm reception from Rei; we'd already put Kai to bed. Shelley and I headed to one of her co-workers' place for some Settlers of Catan. My stockpile of Development Cards did not yield a point until my 11th draw; I could have built a couple cities with those resources but still would have finished well back.

Parental leave: fun and games, believe it.

Brokenback Mountain

* SPOILERS *

Shelley and I watched most of Brokeback Mountain tonight. We missed about twenty minutes of it because of technical difficulties. The DVD stuck and skipped, and with our remote out of commission (you can't do much fiddling around without a remote anymore), two 10-minute segments went unseen.

From what we surmised, we only missed minor plot points like the marriage and fatherhood of one the protagonists and also his death. And the classic Brokeback line, "I wish I knew how to quit you", is still without context for us.

What we saw was compelling and poignant. What we didn't see likely was too. Someday we'll get back to Brokeback and find out for ourselves.

Rain in the Fore!cast

My plan was to dust off the golf clubs and lose some balls this afternoon for the first hack session of the new season. I watched the weather prognostication for today throughout the week, hoping that a miracle bubble of isolated dryness would settle over the fairways. It was not to be.

On the upside, my thumb is consequently blister-free.

In All Things, Balance

Today was a well-rounded day with the kids. Rei was up at a decent hour (7:30), she's been exhibiting a propensity for sleeping in lately. Her brother was up at an indecent hour, (4 a.m. according to Shelley -- me? I was mostly oblivious), but settled down again around 5:45.

We made it to the Library children's program today where Rei kept to herself while her brother oogled and giggled and shrieked happily at the sight of other kids. Of course, once the other patrons left, Rei cheerily conversed at length with the librarian.

After lunch, Rei watched a video while I did dishes. Then she painted; of course Kai woke up from his afternoon nap wailing exactly when I consented to some handpainting and Rei was in full splatter mode.

The day wasn't totally dominated by TV, we had a length playtime in the park, splashing in puddles, jumping, sliding, climbing and swinging.

All in all, we managed to use our time for some solitude, socializing, play, work, artistry, singing, dancing, acting, and cuddling.

As for the evening, well that is another story... I guess that is part of the broader perspective of balance.

In Jeopardy

A couple of youth ministers gathered for lunch here at the manse to feast on fine UCW meat pies and plan the Jeopardy game for The Swell youth worship service on Good Friday. Yours truly has been asked to undertake the hosting duties, à la Alex Trebek, because of my Canadian heritage, insistence on pronouncing things accurately and mustache-growing "ability".

The afternoon was spent thinking in "Jeopardese" as we dreamed up categories and questions (er, answers) and familiarized ourselves with the $700 Jeopardy machine-in-a-box. All this in an effort to make large-scale Christian Education engaging and entertaining. And also to identify the Poindexters that know more about the Bible than we do.

End-to-End

Kai's central incisor (top right) finally broke through the gumline today. Hopefully that will also clear up the rash on his other end. For some reason, we've noticed a correlation between the two events.

Boxcar Kai

Not to be outdone by his sister, Kai finds entertainment and solace in the packaging of objects.

Although she couldn't resist posing for the camera; you might not know it to meet her, but she is quite the ham.

I Watched Double Overtime for This?

There are some joys to being a Raptors fan these days. The emergence of the younger players: Joey Graham; of course, Charlie Villaneuva; and even, Rafael Araujo. There are more frustrations. Like the 17-point comeback tonight go for naught in double-overtime.

The bravado and brash play of Mike James was entertaining early on, but as the season is closing out, is wearing rather thin. A self-proclaimed "go-to-guy" should recognize when his game is off. If he's so keen on winning, he'd see defences collapsing upon him and open teammates with a better shot. Except it seems he's keen on him winning (and scoring a big contract), not necessarily the team doing so.

Before the editing group finds it, Wikipedia's newest definition of "chucker" gave me a chuckle.

EDIT: the linked reference to "Chucker" was speedily deleted. Essentially, it questioned the "team" attitude of said Mike James with various quotations about not being appreciated and not being able to go to the Bahamas on a salary of $3.4 million... you get the picture.

I Stayed Up for This?

The Final Four was quite a bore; and not just because I was cheering for George Mason and LSU. Theoretically, as the teams get better as the tournament wears on, the games should be better: fewer miscues, closer scores and higher entertainment value.

So much for that. In the two blowouts last night, there was so little tension about the outcome I ended up doing dishes and blogging about shopping. Could have been April Fool's Day, but I was expecting more.

Shopping Solo

This afternoon, Shelley stayed home with the kids, enabling me to get out on my own and tend to some shopping. We had tried as a family to get some things on Thursday afternoon, but there wasn't quality opportunity to browse when tending to the care of children.

I cleared the basement of empties, garnering $24.80 at the beer store. It had been over a year since I'd tended to that task; I found last St. Pat's Guinness cans amid the collection. Still, that's 248 bottles returned - mind you there has been a healthy contribution from mysterious donors leaving their remnants on our lawn, in the parking lot next door, in the park, in the church bushes ...

On my list was a new pair of hiking shoes. I've had my current pair since Survivor: Marquesas, 2002. I remember because some of the contestants wore the same model. I found some Merrells that fit my short, wide, flat feet well, but the price was a bit too dear. I can wait until they're on sale.

I did grab Broken Social Scene's CD on sale and a Campus Crew ¼-zip sweatshirt, on final sale. I was also searching out a new pair of jeans. After checking 7 different places and trying on 9 pairs (boycotting Tommy Hilfiger and wincing at the price of some Mavi's - who knew jeans were so expensive these days? who knew there was a brand called "Mavi"?), I did find success. I went with a pair from the Eddie Bauer clearance rack, along with a longsleeve button-down shirt also on sale.

After some purchases to restock the wine rack, I finally addressed my season-long Harvey's craving and headed home in time to help finish with bathtime. Tomorrow afternoon is Shelley's turn to play consumer and she'll go pick up those hiking boots for me; she pointed out that with all the sales I took advantage of, I might as well have bought the footwear at retail. Who am I to argue?