So I've rid myself of The Wiggles earworm temporarily, courtesy of CBC Radio 3. Through its archives I became acquainted with litterbug and their song "the incredible hulk". The incisiveness of their insight assures me that I am not alone in my questions and doubts:
The Incredible Hulk, well he was just a man
so why'd he turn green when he turned into the hulk?
The Incredible Hulk, he was just a man
I don't understand why he would turn green
Did you turn green because you were really mad?
You'd think if that was the case you'd have turned red...