Saturday, January 15, 2005

Wiggly Party

The joys of living with a toddler is the unconscious absorption of inane songs by artists such as The Wiggles. This morning I woke up with this banter in my head:

"What has four legs and a very flat top?
It's in your house and it's really stable (stable)
It may be made of wood, you can have your dinner there
It's very useful, it's a table."

"(Oh, a table)"

There are worse things to wake up to, I guess.

(Wake up Jeff, everybody's Wiggling / Wake up Jeff, we really need you / Wake up Jeff, you're missing all the fun now / Wake up Jeff, before the day's through ...)

Somebuddy make it stop. Please.

No comments: