As a pair of brothers came bursting into Monday School today, the younger (8-years old) asked me, "When people die, how does their spirit do their hobbies?"
I replied with, "I don't know; that's a very good question."
To which he responded: "That's what my mom said. She said I should ask you. You own the church. You know lots about God."
If only I actually did own the church and know lots about God, then the world would be a different place.